He hasn't figured out how to translate girl-language... seriously kid - if you want someone with your interests you're pretty much going to have to marry a guy. What you need, is a girl language to guy language translation toolkit! Unfortunately, no one has made one yet. However... Translations exist!... When a girl says, "You always read/. instead of paying attention to me!" what she's really saying is, "I feel like we haven't spent a lot of time together lately, and I miss you." Close the laptop then a
The longer I'm married, the more sneaking around my own house I do. Especially damning is when boxes from Newegg show up at the door. I gotta get those suckers off the porch and into my office quickly before they are spotted.
Poor newlywed fellow... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Poor newlywed fellow... (Score:5, Funny)
The longer I'm married, the more sneaking around my own house I do. Especially damning is when boxes from Newegg show up at the door. I gotta get those suckers off the porch and into my office quickly before they are spotted.